u nasty, girl

what if a girl could have two vaginas? like, one for fucking around and then one to save until marriage.  what if i had two vaginas, and one was a virgin?  i want to write a story about a girl who has two vaginas. she has two vaginas, and she sleeps around, but then she gets married. and on her wedding night she says shyly "i've been saving my other vagina for you..." and her husband is just like "....that's not a vagina! that's yer asshole!"



...or what if a guy had two dicks! how would that work? what would the mechanics be? would you have to get one off, and then the other? it sounds like a lot of work. or would they both explode together?  in that case, you could jizz in a girl's mouth and on her face at the same time.  you know, i once read this story about a girl who would sleep over at her friend's haunted house and get DP'd by a ghost at night...

nick: i want to write a book called "cool midget"