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None of this will make any sense unless I tell you that I work as a cashier in a hardware store.  You know how when something just eats away at you, you dream about it all the time? Like math problems for most of my teenage years.  Anyway, I was having this sex dream--my sex dreams are never normal. I was about to have sex with this guy, and when he unzipped his pants instead of a penis he had a male adapter.  A male adapter is a sort of plumbing fixture with the threads (like the windy part of a screw, for those who don't speak hardware) on the outside.  Likewise, a female adapter has the threads on the inside, you dig?  So he pulled out his "male adapter" and I was kind of confused like I thought I was just about to have sex, but I guess I am at work?  I decided that I had better ring it up.

Another dream I had about work: I was there and one of my co-workers gave me what can only be described as an awkward erotic foot rub.  We started selling singing dogs, too.